I got my lazy Butt up Sunday to cut the grass of course this got a smile off the wife as well as a big brass band that she had hid under the stairs hmm.
I would have completed but cut half when I felt a sharp pain in my neck thinking I had pulled it my muscle, hand went up only to pick a pin out but it was not a pin but a spear looking around I saw to my amazment two tiny guys standing on a branch of a tree " Leave our Kingdom alone you smelly tall human looking Twat".
I nearly looked at them serious but was to amazed so saying you and who's army may of been a mistake as the grass at my feet opened and hundreds then thousands of these tiny people appeared.
Well your all be pleased to know that I have the smallest city in the world in my back garden who now trade food and many other bits with the giants lol my wife has set a customs desk up!
Anyhow this is a nearly true storie
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