Two men walked the railway platform both talking on they mobiles both seeing each other thinking that the other will move out the area that he saw as his walking talking route then coming face to face they just looked into each others faces.
One tall one small still talking on they mobiles both refusing to step aside then phones calls still going the tall one tells the small to move! the small man smiles then tells the tall to p*** off which of course got a rude reply.
People on the phone now forgotten both men go for the other swearing and shouting until the small man pulls a knife which only gets a half smile from the tall man who for some reason then speaks in a Australian accent " thats not a knife this is a knife" and then pulls a knife the size of the small mans head!
So fast it hard to follow with the human eye the small guy jumps up one double kick the tall man flys backwards looking back he see's the small guy now holding a gun advising the tall in a scottish accent "never bring a knife to a gun fight!" with that the Tall guy runs the small going back to his phone.
Now this is nearly a true storie!